I am also talking about the weather, here I am stuck in this horrible cold record breaking weather of UK and over in Australia my cousins are posting picture of themselves chilling in their swimming pools sipping on mojitos. Why does the World work in this way, why cannot we have our Christmas in the summer?
It’s not all about eating cold turkey it’s also about prestige of walking to The Big Ben around 9pm, in the freezing cold, with your Old Russian hat (which your grand dad used to wear, in his revolutionary time), massive army coat, two pairs of socks, thermals and leather gloves. I don’t mind wearing all that but why do the Aussies get away with shorts and t-shirts during December time, oh no I don’t really hate Aussies, I just hate my cousin’s ………………………swimming pools.
Sowhat I have decided is to win the lottery, somehow and then buy a flat or a house with indoor swimming pool, where I can take a pictures of me and friends in December time in our shorts. Erm might have to wait till my 50birthday though Then all the pictures and videos will be posted in to Facebook for my dear family over in Australia to look at. Then I will post the pictures and videos taken on to facebook, so that my CLOSEST family over in Australia can view it and admire the December of UK?
Buying and setting up is easy but how will I maintain it, just thinking about what swimming pool chemicals, swimming pool heaters, swimming pool covers, gets me thinking again about my dream on swimming as I certainly do not like maintaining anything other than my IPOD, laptop, bank balance oh and my car.
Now that I have made my feelings heard, I should really learn how to swim, right?